# Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object - The Onion

<http://www.theonion.com/articles/teenage-girl-blossoming-into-beautiful-object%2C31061/>

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## From the page (probably an excerpt, not Jamie's words)

Calling the transformation both delightful and stunning, friends and family members confirmed Tuesday that 17-year-old Ashley Parker was blossoming into an absolutely gorgeous object.

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