McCain: I'm a bazillion years old.
www.dailykos.com/story/2008/01/05/431219/-McCain-I-m-a-bazillion-years-old
From the page
Saved with the link. Notes from 2007 to 2016 are mostly the page's own words, so this is probably an excerpt.
"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."