# Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

<https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/satan-makes-his-pitch-to-amazoncom>

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- Saved: January 21, 2018 (2018-01-21T17:35:06Z)
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## What Jamie wrote

I missed this funny response to Amazon’s public request for HQ2 location proposals.

> Amazon will find Hell’s labor and employment laws quite business-friendly. We have an incredibly talented and highly motivated workforce, paid in its own forlorn tears.

Hilarious. 🤣

## Facts

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