# Fuck Everything, Nation Reports - The Onion

<http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports%2C30743/>

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- Saved: December 14, 2012 (2012-12-14T22:07:33Z)
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## What Jamie wrote

Pretty much captures it.

<blockquote>
Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell.
</blockquote>

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