Dinner Parties
stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/18/88-dinner-parties
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Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, its simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.