# 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

<http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c%2C18003/>

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## From the page (probably an excerpt, not Jamie's words)

Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having simultaneously realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.

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