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theonion.com
6 links, first saved September 3, 2010, latest October 5, 2017.
- ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
After the largest mass shooting in US history the Onion hits it right on the head. 😧
- Merger Of Advertising Giants Brings Together Largest Collection Of People With No Discernible Skills - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
With thousands of employees and billions of dollars of assets between them, the consolidation of Omnicom and Publicis will create an intimidating workforce of 135,000 utterly…
- New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes
FrendTrend, a new social media startup that branded itself as a fun, intuitive way to connect and share with friends online, celebrated its long-awaited launch at 9 a.m. this…
- Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object - The Onion
Calling the transformation both delightful and stunning, friends and family members confirmed Tuesday that 17-year-old Ashley Parker was blossoming into an absolutely gorgeous…
- Fuck Everything, Nation Reports - The Onion
Pretty much captures it. Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the…
- 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having simultaneously realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole…