8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c%2C18003
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Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having simultaneously realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.
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