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Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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What Jamie wrote

I missed this funny response to Amazon’s public request for HQ2 location proposals.

Amazon will find Hell’s labor and employment laws quite business-friendly. We have an incredibly talented and highly motivated workforce, paid in its own forlorn tears.

Hilarious. 🤣